"So who says clothes make the man?"
"What, you get up on the wrong side of your cage this morning?"
Woman: "You guys don't look like vice."
Logan: "Look like them? We don't even know their phone number."
"What, did she slip you a note instead?"
"His murder is listed as 'solve after the next Ice Age'."
"Bring the Feds in, it'll take us a week to teach them how to use the subway."
"A lawyer beats us to the body. That's unusual."
"I'm glad I'm not rich enough to know how sick I am."
"Somebody stop me before the train crashes."
Social worker: "She's angry and taking it out on herself."
Logan: "Don't we all." QML
Church member: "You're a skeptic."
Logan: "Ten years of Our Lady of Mercy'll do that to you."
Logan: " .... and then he fills their minds with a bunch of crap."
Briscoe: "You sure it's crap?"
Logan: "Hey, my mother used to hold a rosary in one hand while she beat the crap out me with the other. The time I go to church, six of my closest buddies'll be carrying me."QML
"Church is stained glass windows and nuns running around with rulers."
"How 'bout we toss it to Profaci -- give him something to do besides the donut run."
"Obstructing justice will get you a select number around your neck."
"Bankers -- good candidates for a shallow grave."
"Swann takes them to the cleaners and all they can say is 'Thanks for the starch.'"
"All that's missing is an appliance section. This is a Sears catalog for brides."
"I'm the kind of guy who thinks you don't buy women like groceries."
"One of these nice parochial schoolboys shot an innocent 14-year-old to death."
"My car is made of steel. It doesn't set off a Geiger counter."
[Scene: penis is found outside in a snowbank, obviously thrown from the window]
Logan: "Let's tack on littering, too." QML
"How white do you think I am?"
Logan: "Put down the burrito, senor."
Perp: "You die!"
Logan: "Only if I eat that thing." QML
"No problem, I'm feeding the animals."
"Star athletes -- they used to have ticker tapes thrown at them. Now it's knives and metal batons."
"I don't mind Williams bringing in the big bucks. It's guys who are batting .190 and flying around in their private jets that get to me."
"Hey, last year, police summer finals -- five for five, four RBIs."
"These support groups -- they got one for recovering detectives?"
"Seems like he fell down the twelve steps."
Tennis coach: "There's a million kooks out there."
Logan: "And that's not counting the other 4 boroughs."QML
"Do you have any other job, Mr. Levitz, besides the fan club?"
"We could krazy glue his feet to the floor and it still wouldn't hold him."
"He's sucking on a lollipop, waiting for his lawyer."
"So you read the sports section, but you don't look at the pictures?"
Go To Season One:
Go To Season Two:
Go To Season Three:
Go To Season Four:
Go To Season Five:
Go To "Exiled":
Return To The Quotes Page: