||TITLE: 165 Words: The Shortest Peep
RATING: E for evil
CATEGORY: Specialty foods
SPOILERS: Tomorrow's oral sex.
ARCHIVE: Not if you want to live
SUMMARY:Mulder, Scully, a bed, and Peeps
DISCLAIMER: It's la and Elise's fault
NOTES: I'm sorry - it's
longer than 155 words
165 Words: The Shortest Peep Smut
Scully was tied spread eagle on her big fluffy bed.
Mulder always tied her up for Lent because it made her
feel repentant. Usually he did
wonderful things with his luscious lower lip and she
forgot all about repentance, but this year
he had disappeared into the kitchen after tying her to
the bed and blindfolding her, and she
couldnt figure what he was doing.
"Beep!" she heard,
And a few seconds later: "Damn
Then "Beep!" and a pause, then
And just a moment later: "Thaats it!
She heard him enter the bedroom, chuckling under his
breath. She felt him crawl onto the
bed between her legs. She heard a
"ssssquiiiiish" then felt something warm,
sticky, and just
a little rough being pushed up into the moist pocket of
her wet heat. Mulders tongue soon
"Mulder! What are you doing??"
"Its Peeps, Scully! Peeps!"
"What? What did you say? Whats
that inside me? Besides you."
"Ids Pibs Scuddy! Hebby Eezder!"